Off Topic 2013

[TheShizNo1]

Tomorrow is staff first day back. Welcomed back by "training" from 8:30-3:30. When do we start school you ask? September 3rd. What will we do for two weeks you ask? Not a ****ing thing.

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[Redacted01]

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Tomorrow is staff first day back. Welcomed back by "training" from 8:30-3:30. When do we start school you ask? September 3rd. What will we do for two weeks you ask? Not a ****ing thing.

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And yet I bet you get paid to not do a ****ing thing?

[HealyMonster]

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OMG, nerdgasm

[TheShizNo1]

And yet I bet you get paid to not do a ****ing thing?

You going out on a limb there on that bet?

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[ubernoob]

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Oh and just stumbled across this: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

Could probably die happy in that.

[RoundingThird]

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This is just too awesome, mainly because it's actually practical.

Spoiler

I've seen something like this before. Is this in a restaurant or something?

[TheShizNo1]

I'd always wear it with a blue t-shirt.

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[DaveDQ]

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It's funny to me how sometimes I will read something a poster here writes and completely disagree about it, even to the point to where I'm thinking they are just dumb for writing it.

Then they make a valid point in a completely unrelated topic or have me rolling in laughter somewhere else. Then I see their name and think, "wait...him?"

[C the Lyte]

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It's funny to me how sometimes I will read something a poster here writes and completely disagree about it, even to the point to where I'm thinking they are just dumb for writing it.

Then they make a valid point in a completely unrelated topic or have me rolling in laughter somewhere else. Then I see their name and think, "wait...him?"

I sometimes feel like that guy around here.

[JODYE]

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The woman I work with is a ****ing quack.

I go into the bathroom to take a piss. Come out. No more than 3 seconds later, she goes in there and makes sure shes sprays the air freshener. All I did was piss.

Then later, I go in to take a piss, flush. Then feel the urge to blow my nose. Instead of wasting space in the trash can, I just throw it in the toilet not thinking twice. She goes in literally 20 seconds later, and has to flush the toilet first before going to the bathroom. Wtf.

Am I wrong for thinking this woman is a nut job?

[DaveDQ]

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The woman I work with is a ****ing quack.

I go into the bathroom to take a piss. Come out. No more than 3 seconds later, she goes in there and makes sure shes sprays the air freshener. All I did was piss.

Then later, I go in to take a piss, flush. Then feel the urge to blow my nose. Instead of wasting space in the trash can, I just throw it in the toilet not thinking twice. She goes in literally 20 seconds later, and has to flush the toilet first before going to the bathroom. Wtf.

Am I wrong for thinking this woman is a nut job?

I wouldn't say they are crazy, maybe just a little particular. I have to flush the toilet and make sure it's empty before I use it. I will admit too that I sometimes spray lysol (if available) if someone just used the toilet. It's just the need to feel like it's as fresh as possible.

[JODYE]

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Hmm, that's interesting.

I mean it'd be different if I left some nugs in there or something, but man if I just saw one piece of kleenex, I'm handling my business and not thinking twice.

[AUChase]

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I would probably flush it, but I see what you're saying.

Then again, I would have flushed the kleenex too.

Things that like remind me of how fortunate we are to have clean water at our disposal. I pour out water that's still clean, but is hot sitting at my desk, just to go fill my bottle back up with more clean water. It seems wasteful.


Unrelated:

Cargo plane crashed right outside the Birmingham International Airport this morning, killing the pilot and co-pilot. They actually shut down a road not far from where I work. I think about stuff like that all the time.

Planes fly in low over the dealership because the airport is just a few miles away. So low that sometimes the satellite radio temporarily goes off.

[Bellsprout]

Take the air freshener with you next time you leave the bathroom just to piss her off.

[AUChase]

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There's industrial paper towels, all purpose cleaner, and air freshener in the men's restroom at work. There's no ****ing excuse for it ever being dirty.

I just love when I go in and someone completely missed the urinal too. What the ****, bro(s) ? Is it that hard to aim ?