2022-23 English Football Thread

[southernmetalhead]

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Southampton, it's time to go

Had to win at home versus Bournemouth

[ImTellinTim]

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If we catch United for 4th, Kehrik is going to want to delete his account.

[Krebstar]

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Are you making this face because you're insulted someone thought you ever actually stopped hating Fulham?

Responding from June 6, 2022 (first page of the thread): Always hated them—still do.

[ImTellinTim]

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Spurs just a complete disaster

[Krebstar]

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Spurs just a complete disaster

Isn't it great? These last two games have felt like a culmination of their awful hires and complete lack of an actual plan other than hoping Kane sneaks them into fourth each year.

They wouldn't rebuild the squad properly for Poch, so they get Mourinho for...reasons. They sack him and replace him with Nuno, a **** version of Mourinho, and after that they get Conte because why not return to the poisonous type of manager that will suck the life out of you.

I ****ing love it.

I they do sell Kane, there's a 0.05% chance they properly invest the money (it'll likely be used to continue sacking managers early in their contracts).

[ImTellinTim]

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Someone explain to me how stepping on someone’s high ankle that late isn’t even a foul.

[ImTellinTim]

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Well this hasn’t been ideal since about the 20th minute

[ImTellinTim]

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That should be a red for Jota too. What is VAR even here for?

[ImTellinTim]

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Yep Richarlison’s first goal. That about sums up this season. Right after a horse**** foul call on Salah too.

[ImTellinTim]

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Hahahahahahaha

Still laughing this morning, what a spectacle this league is sometimes.

- General Paul Tierney shenanigans throughout the match
- Liverpool leads 3-0 inside 15 minutes
- One strong orange to red card tackle that wasn't even called a foul (more on this later).
- Several Spurs shots off the post
- Kane and Son score to make it a game
- Jota comes on and kicks a guy in the head drawing blood, yes he's going for the ball and the guy stoops down, but it should have been red. BTW, the guy he kicked is the guy that probably should have been sent off earlier. He has to come off and is replaced by Lucas Moura playing out of position.
- Richarlison comes on
- Within a minute of coming on, Richarlison throws himself to the ground in the penalty area to try and draw a penalty.
- Richarlison scores his first league goal of the season in stoppage time to complete the comeback. He rips off his shirt, celebrates with the away supporters, makes several shushing gestures to the Anfield crowd, and struts around with Son.
- Less than one minute later, Alisson hoofs a harmless ball towards the aforementioned Lucas Moura, who inexplicably plays a perfect pass into the path of the aforementioned Jota who calmly slots the ball into the net for the winner. It's just peak Spurs. Klopp pulls a leg muscle celebrating.

The Martin Tyler/Gary Neville commentary of the Jota goal is amazing. They are openly distraught at what they are seeing lmao

Richarlison has more yellow cards for taking his shirt off (2) than goals (1) this season.

[Krebstar]

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**** Everton forever! Hold on, Foxes!

[southernmetalhead]

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Michael Keane is an idiot and that was a horrible penalty from Maddison.

[southernmetalhead]

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Every time they cut over to Sean Dyche he is picking his nose. It’s ****ing disgusting.

[Brahvocado]

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Pickford with his weekly Shaqtin submission

[dubcity]

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Am I supposed to be rooting against Everton being relegated at this point? Idk. It's like rooting for your kid to not get burned when they touch the stove. Who's the fool here?