What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

[CWSapp757]

While playing a game of catch phrase with a few friends I was giving clues to my teammate:

Me: Ok, its a game. You use a stick to hit balls in a hole and we did this at the bowling alley the other night.

Teammate: VENDING MACHINE!!!

How he came up with vending machine I will never understand but it's the fact that he said it with such confidence that has us making fun of him everytime anyone speaks of Catch Phrase.

[Bellsprout]

"I'm a Packer fan and a Brett Favre fan."

Rooting for one is directly rooting against the other, but apparently that doesn't matter to some people I know.

[BlueNGold]

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-bad-side.html

Quote: Originally Posted by 2Koalition

Jake Delhomme... 75 overall? are you kidding me? seriously who in their right mind would make him 75? you guys at EA cannot make rosters for jack. thats why TJ Houshmandzadeh called you out on his speed rating. Jake clearly should be 85-87 overall. He one of the top Quarterbacks in the NFL.

Quote: Originally Posted by 2Koalition

Still early in he season. In Rocky 3, the news reporter was saying the same thing you guys are saying about Jake Delhomme. He is 34 years old and done - well just like Rocky, Jake will be relentless and bounce back. Panthers are going to be 9-7 by the end of the year, let him throw 50 interceptions for all I care he is going to get that Super Bowl ring on his finger. Go ahead, make him a 65 overall rating, they are still going to win it all. In 2003, when Carolina went to the Super Bowl Jake had that eye of the Tiger.

[Buckeyes_Doc]

Stupid *** girl in history who I want to punch, have no idea how she made it to college, here are quotes I remember...

"Why did the British and England fight in WW2."

"Why do we celebrate independence day on 4th of July."

"Why dont we send the Iraqis back and end the war."---She actually freaking though the Iraq war was fought here on our land.

I did not make those quotes up she is a huge idiot and every class ask stupid questions and repeatedly ask the professor to repeat things. And I really don't think she is joking.

[DC]

Quote: Originally Posted by WazzuRC

Well it's not spoken word but, read my sig. -One time I had to call customer service about my computer. The guy asked where I was calling from and I said "Washington." He then says "Ahhh yes, the capital..." No moron, there is an actual state of Washington.

Uhm........how was he supposed to know this?

[WazzuRC]

These history comments remind me of in high school our history teacher used to give us 2 INCREDIBLY easy bonus questions on quizzes before we passed them to the person next to us. I was grading a paper and one question was "Which country(ies) fought in the Civil War?"

The guy next to me?! His answer was "US and London." I **** you not.

First off, the answer is wrong. Secondly, there's no country called "London."

[Hassan Darkside]

Quote: Originally Posted by GOD OF LIFE

i really is more intrested in collage now becuse of his song.

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[kehlis]

I played baseball at a small college in NE PA.

My family and home address was in New Mexico.

I got a letter from the secretary in our athletic office informing me I needed to fill out international player paperwork before I could participate further my freshman year.