Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

[Fly3]

Quote: Originally Posted by Brandon13

No worries, only members can view the Neighborhood. :foolproof:

This is a joke right?

[Chrisksaint]

Quote: Originally Posted by Fly3

This is a joke right?

Nope, those investigators won't dare waste time signing up for a membership to a website that takes a full minute to do. It's quite genius

[Brandon13]

Quote: Originally Posted by Fly3

This is a joke right?

:foolproof:

Or is it

/foolproof ?

Whichever

[dingleberryfinn]

Quote: Originally Posted by Chrisksaint

Nope, those investigators won't dare waste time signing up for a membership to a website that takes a full minute to do. It's quite genius

lol
In that case, I recant about the goldfish lmao

[BunnyHardaway]

Quote: Originally Posted by DamnYanks2

This will probably get some laughs, as it has among my friends. I had been drinking a **** load at a party, when I get a call, and it's this girl, and she's having a party, Well, this one is slowly winding down, and there's not much potential there, so we take off to the next party. We get there, and I'm already buzzed, but we play ring of fire, and this girl just gets me sloppy drunk, she's just getting me with everything. Haha you bitch. So I am beyond gone, when everyone starts heading to bed, she motions for me and my friend to just come sleep with her. This is weird, because my friend's a dude. I really am not a fan of tag teaming, so were in there, she just makes it easy and we get to work, it's awkward as ****, she's got ****ing candles lit, as if she's been planning this the whole time. She wants us to hit it at the same time, I'm like nope not happening. You kinky little.... Anyway apparently I'm so drunk I'm just like mezmorized by her tats, I'm like tracing them with my finger, and saying to my friend, Dude look at her tats. This is just ridiculous now, My friend tries to get out of here, and just leave me with the girl, Thank God, then she runs out there as he's leaving to go to the bathroom, and tells him, Where are you going? He's like I was gonna let yall just do your thing, she grabs him and says this is not how this works!! LOL so he's back, I'm a shell of myself now, and she attempts to go skiing, and I just black out with my hands n her pants. And I ruined the night for her. LMAO

This is one of the best stories I've ever read on here. Thank you, good sir.

[Bmore Irish]

Quote: Originally Posted by Fly3

Lol @ people admitting to committing crimes. Even if you are not convicted of those specific crimes, some of these posts would serve as solid evidence in the events of trials or legal disputes.

statute of limitations...hopefully lol

[yougo1000]

Only a couple of people know this one. I used to download games illegally. I would download Madden 08. Eastside Hockey Manager. Football Manager. I never thought what I was doing was illegal. But then one day I got a letter from our cable saying that their was a suspicious download and my dad asked me what was this it was a game called War in Conflict that looked cool to me. I said I never knew it was bad. Some of the games I deleted right away because they didn't work. But now I feel bad about what I did and never did it again. (I only did it once after) I was ripped off on ebay and got a different game then purchased. (I had legally purchased football manager 08) since it worked on my computer but instead I got fifa 08. So I didn't know what to do so I torrented it.

[24]

This thread has given me not only a lot of laughs but a great deal of courage. I haven't told anyone about these secrets before so bare with me. Not even my own family knows what I am about to say

- When I was in middle school I was really overweight and kids are extremely cruel at this age. I had literally no friends and was made fun of constantly. What probably damaged me the most from that experience was the fact that one of the main instigators was a Girl and that has really made my self confidence around the other gender complete ****. Still to this day I often freeze up when meeting new Girls.

- I often contemplated suicide even going so far as holding a knife to my wrist. However I have never followed through on the act because I always remember that my Family loves me and I would hurt them if I ever actually did anything.

- I don't really fit into any social "groups". I don't really drink nor do I go out on a consistent basis (Which is highly unusual for a college student). There are many times which I have enjoyed just being alone able to do my own thing but there have also been times where I feel lonely.

- I'm good at hiding and masking my emotions because of all of the past social experiences that I have encountered.

I thank God everyday that I have such a great home life. Because without my family I don't know where I would be right now.

I really am thankful for this thread. Its enabled me to get many things off my chest.