Re: Joke Thread
I heard this at church on Sunday:
A woman and her husband had been arguing all week so one day she left the house in a rage, later being arrested for shop lifting. At the trial, the prosecutors told the judge that they believe she had stolen a lot of lucrative items but the only evidence they had was she stole some peaches.
The judge asked how many and the prosecutors stated 4 peaches. The judge thought and rendered his verdict: 4 days in jail, one day for every peach she stole.
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”
I heard this at church on Sunday:
A woman and her husband had been arguing all week so one day she left the house in a rage, later being arrested for shop lifting. At the trial, the prosecutors told the judge that they believe she had stolen a lot of lucrative items but the only evidence they had was she stole some peaches.
The judge asked how many and the prosecutors stated 4 peaches. The judge thought and rendered his verdict: 4 days in jail, one day for every peach she stole.
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”
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