Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

[ehh]

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I could care less, I dump in public when ever I need to.

[Beantown]

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Yeah, I try and avoid it at all costs.

[ezekiel55]

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I dont use "publics" unless I absolutely have to.

My #2's are very important to me...I need peace and quiet, some reading material, and about 15-30 mins....its practically my favorite part of the day.

[vinny]

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It was awkward at first, but you got to recognize people by their shoes. It wasn't uncommon to be carrying on a conversation with the dude next to you.

I thought there was some unwritten rule about no toilet talk.

[SPTO]

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I never had a problem with doing a #2 in public until one day I was at the hospital and had to take one. I should've heeded the bad omen as the door to this washroom didn't have a lock but nooooo I went in anyways. Well I was doing fine and nearly done when some woman opened the door!

Let's just say I froze in horror and there was an awkward moment of silence. She closed the door and I got out of there as fast as I could.

Now, I vow to never take a #2 in public again.

[Blzer]

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I dont use "publics" unless I absolutely have to.

My #2's are very important to me...I need peace and quiet, some reading material, and about 15-30 mins....its practically my favorite part of the day.

Very true. The relationship between a man and his toilet should be sacred, at least with a good 20 minute window. It's a good time to let everything out, and I don't just mean that physically. Same with showers and naps, but that's for a different topic. I don't do either of those in public either, though.

[Hassan Darkside]

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I too try to avoid it all costs. I never went at school all the way through high school. The stalls had no doors on them and in the locker room, there weren't even stalls. just a few toilets out in the open. No chance there.

Reminds me of my high school a little bit. We did have stall doors but the locks were broken off of all of them. The worst time for me was after pregame meals before football games. My teammates had no problem at all taking party poops. There'd be like 8 of them and they'd go raid the GIRLS bathroom and carry on. The worst feeling is holding it in during a football game. I'll tell you that I was breaking wind during the game all the time because I knew nobody could tell who it was lol.

In our football locker room we had one stall (with a broken door). I remember one of the rare times I used it this guy kept opening the door on purpose while I was in there just to irritate me. He was our fullback and outside linebacker so at the time he could kick my butt anyway. He was a pretty big guy and I remember one time he picked up one of our small receivers and put him over the stall door while someone was in there taking a dump. Another reason I never took a dump.

[fistofrage]

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I thought there was some unwritten rule about no toilet talk.

Oh heck no. I mean if you were going to go down the hall and talk to your friend after you poop, you might as well see if he wants to go poop at the same time. That way, you can multi-task. Besides, after lunch on chicken & dumpling days when we'd have our dumpling eating contests, we might have 6 dudes all hit the head at the same time. Just kept ther conversation going from the lunch table.

[Brankles]

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I could care less, I dump in public when ever I need to.

I'm the same way unless the bathroom is especially nasty.

[mercalnd]

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I could care less, I dump in public when ever I need to.

Same here. Until I was 18 or so i would avoid it all cost. I remember many long days when I would hold it and wait 10-12 hours to get home. That was not pleasant and I'm pretty sure not healthy either.

[Adam Dayton]

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Its so funny, when I was taking an 8 o clock math course this summer and had to dump, there would always be at least one person taking a dump in each floor of the building using my strategy (Its early as hell and barely anyone is in the building, I am straight). I began to really despise those people. There is something really funny about parking your car in an empty lot, walking around campus seeing noone but the occasional lawn maintence people, walking aroudn a deserted hall at 7:35 in the morning, entering the bathroom to dump, looking under the stall...... and seeing feet.

[p_rushing]

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I try not to unless I'm at home or work.

As far as talking, no noise should come out of your mouth. Even if you see a buddy you haven't seen in years, you give him a head nod and keep going, you can talk outside if you want.

[jim416]

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Hmmmm.

Toilet talk from someone named "p_rushing".

But, that's a separate thread.

[chia51]

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Its so funny, when I was taking an 8 o clock math course this summer and had to dump, there would always be at least one person taking a dump in each floor of the building using my strategy (Its early as hell and barely anyone is in the building, I am straight). I began to really despise those people. There is something really funny about parking your car in an empty lot, walking around campus seeing noone but the occasional lawn maintence people, walking aroudn a deserted hall at 7:35 in the morning, entering the bathroom to dump, looking under the stall...... and seeing feet.

WTF is with that at college? i had an early morning class, and of course after coffee I always have to go, immediately, so i would walk around the halls and find the most obscure restroom and there is always a professor in there dropping a fattie off, moaning and groaning, so i would switch up the bathroom and it never fails that someone is in there.

+2 on thread of the year

[TheMatrix31]

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Coffee makes you take a dump?