Working in a hospital the most commonly mispronounced word that drives me up a wall is probably when someone comes in because they've been throwing up but they say they're there to be seen for vomikin instead of vomiting.
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Working in a hospital the most commonly mispronounced word that drives me up a wall is probably when someone comes in because they've been throwing up but they say they're there to be seen for vomikin instead of vomiting.Favorite Teams:
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There was a guy at my job who had recently moved up here from Southern Cal who thought the wind chill temperature was the "windshield temperature."
They actually thought it meant the temperature of a car's windshield when it gets really cold.
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"De Beetles" = diabetes
"Vomik" = vomit
"Smiling mighty Jesus" = Spinal meningitis
"Sick as hell crisis" = Sickle cell crisis"
"High **** hernia" = Hiatal hernia (The asterisked word is your "planetary opening" as another OSer put it once. The esophageal hiatus is the opening in the diaphragm through which the esophagus passes.)
"Massivie internal fart" = Myocardial infarction (heart attack)
"Emeralds" = Hemorrhoids
"Old-timers disease" = Altzheimers disease
For the last one, I also have a few Medical bloopers page-a-day calendars and one of them included a blooper where a patient or family member mispronounced Altzheimers as "Anheuiser" as in Anheuiser Busch (which I'm probably spelling wronng).Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
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My HS woodshop teacher would tell us to "warsh (y)our hands in the gararge" and it always cracked me up.
Brian Billick always says "Jerald Allen" instead of Jared Allen.
Sometimes I struggle with the difference between affect and effect.Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika ChristensenComment
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I've honestly been in situations where I'm typing to someone online, and then stop and google the difference between affect and effect, because I'm weird like that. The definitions really don't help, but your "verb" difference might be just the help I neededWolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika ChristensenComment
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My cooking teacher used to pronounce "granulated sugar" weird. I don't even know how to write out how she said it, because it might not have necessarily sounded wrong, but it sure sounded strange.
I subbed an ELL class last week, and a student said "salmon" as it's spelled. It happens.Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60Comment
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One thing that has always bugged me is how on Earth "colonel" can be pronounced "kernel". There's not even an "r" in "colonel"Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30Comment
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What's the proper way to say 'Slava Medvendenko' or 'Kwame Brown'?#RespectTheCultureComment
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