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[southernmetalhead]

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Ah, yes. Infomercials.

[Majingir]

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Ah, yes. Infomercials.

Amateur. He didnt even spray himself in the face. He'll never cool down.

[Caulfield]

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Amateur. He didnt even spray himself in the face. He'll never cool down.

looked fake to me. and looked like it was his first day to try to walk. a bad Matt Foley impersonation

[Dead2009]

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Man I need a screened in porch so I can hook up a tv, get a couch and just hang out all night long.

[Majingir]

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looked fake to me. and looked like it was his first day to try to walk. a bad Matt Foley impersonation

And why would he be carrying a filled bucket of water/soap when he is bringing the hose with him!?

I remember back in school kids would make those paper fans and the teachers would always say that the physical effort it took to wave the fan canceled out whatever cooling effect it had. Always thought that was a bunch of bull lol.

For a second I thought you were gonna say back in school kids had to do presentations in class which reminded you of infomercials.

Although....for all the teachers who grade their students acting ability in these drama class styled presentations, check out a number of these TV commercials, and I dare you to give out a bad grade for not making it believable or realistic.

[l3ulvl]

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And why would he be carrying a filled bucket of water/soap when he is bringing the hose with him!?
For a second I thought you were gonna say back in school kids had to do presentations in class which reminded you of infomercials.

Although....for all the teachers who grade their students acting ability in these drama class styled presentations, check out a number of these TV commercials, and I dare you to give out a bad grade for not making it believable or realistic.

but if they're acting poorly on purpose, how do you grade it? they did well at being bad, or did they?

[Jolly Roger]

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Ah, yes. Infomercials.

Ah, I love infomertial actors. They're so underrated. My favorite was for this pad thing that blocks the space between your mattress and bed frame. You know how sometimes your pillow can get pushed into the mattress/bed frame gap? The actress in the commercial was tugging on this pillow "stuck" in the gap like it was the most awful, toilsome thing that had ever happened to her. It was brilliant.

[Majingir]

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Ah, I love infomertial actors. They're so underrated. My favorite was for this pad thing that blocks the space between your mattress and bed frame. You know how sometimes your pillow can get pushed into the mattress/bed frame gap? The actress in the commercial was tugging on this pillow "stuck" in the gap like it was the most awful, toilsome thing that had ever happened to her. It was brilliant.

I can just picture that. Tugging like crazy at the pillow, finally getting free when suddenly the momentum has the pillow flying backwards and hits the person on the other side of the bed right in the head, with them selling that pillow shot like they got hit with a steel chair.

[Jolly Roger]

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Decided it would be a good idea for the Pirates to also be a soccer team. The kit/uniform editor at PES Master is so fun to tinker with.

[Caulfield]

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Decided it would be a good idea for the Pirates to be just a soccer team. The kit/uniform editor at PES Master is so fun to tinker with.

fixxed....

[Jolly Roger]

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fixxed....

[Jolly Roger]

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OK, now I'm addicted. I might do the whole league.

Spoiler

Sports video game marketer: Hi, you've been chosen to partake in a survey regarding desired features in sports gaming. Out of online connectivity, virtual squad features, and competitive e-sports, which is most important to you?

Me: None; I don't do those things.

Them: Oh; well, what do you like to do most in sports games?

Me: I like to turn baseball teams into soccer teams and use them in soccer games.

Them: ......

[Caulfield]

motorcycle bicycle tomayto tomahto lets call the whole thing off

how come motor-sigh-cle sounds right but not bi-sigh-cle?
same with bi-sickle & motor-sickle

[dubcity]

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how come motor-sigh-cle sounds right but not bi-sigh-cle?
same with bi-sickle & motor-sickle

Better off just shortening them to bike and mike. And don't forget trike.

[Blzer]

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how come motor-sigh-cle sounds right but not bi-sigh-cle?
same with bi-sickle & motor-sickle

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