Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

[slickdtc]

The beginning of the second movie in the mall or whatever was so sick. So I could see that as equally awesome.

If only CMH didn't ruin it.

P. s. EXPLOSION!!!!

[CMH]

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Boycotting this movie

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Dang, man. That was just the first draft.

[PhilliesFan13]

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Exactly how I feel about this movie being made.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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I wonder who Michael Bay get to do 'Ninja Rap'.

I mean you already have 18 y/o April and Casey Jones so he might as well get Rebecca Black to perform 'Ninja Rap'.

EXPLOSIONS!

Spoiler

BECAUSE.(Heavy emphasis on the period)

[Altimus]

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So, the Turtles are now aliens.

Shredder is a Colonel of a Special Forces Unit.

Wow, how obvious is this potential plot going to be?

I can already see it now.

EXT. PARK - NIGHT

Casey Jones walks in the park after a hockey match.
Hears a loud noise coming from the sky.
A spacecraft!

Jones runs away.

Four green aliens step out.
Sirens.
The Aliens jump into the sewers to hide.

INT. CHANNEL 6 NEWS BUILDING - DAY

Casey Jones tries to tell April - an intern at the news building - about the mysterious spacecraft.
April wants nothing to do with Casey Jones (EXES!!!)

Casey leaves, disappointed, angry. (Don't worry, he'll prove his worth later!)

April feels guilty and despite hating Casey still does what he wants (Typical powerless woman in Bay film)

INT. SEWERS - DAY

The Aliens meet a homeless man nicknamed SPLINTER by his buddies (because he's a sneaky rat!)

Splinter agrees to help them (why not? They're only aliens...)

EXT. PARK - LATER

April investigates. She doesn't find the spacecraft.
BUT WAIT!
She finds something mysterious. Something not of this earth.
April grabs it.

INT. SCHRADER'S OFFICE

News of a mysterious sighting by eye-witnesses hits Schrader's desk.
For some reason this hits home with the Colonel (But we won't tell you why just yet).

EXT. STREETS - NIGHT

<strike>Turtles</strike> Aliens are out!
Party time.
Mmmm, Pizza!

INT. SCHRADER'S DESK - DAY

More reports of Alien sightings.
SLAMS FIST! Not on his watch.

INT. APRIL'S HOME - DAY

April studies mysterious object.
Casey Jones slides through her window.
What the hell, dude?!
Argue. Argue. Casey turns to leave.
WAIT!
April shows mysterious object. (She considers kissing Casey, but it's too soon in the film).

INT. MILITARY BASE - DAY

Schrader's had enough.
<strike>Foot Clan</strike> Special Forces Assemble!

EXT. PARK - NIGHT

Turtles out for fun again. Because (no one is looking for aliens. Obviously).
UH-OH! Michaelangelo has been spotted by Special Forces!
ROUND ONE: FIGHT!
Miraculously, trained soldiers fail when Splinter jumps out and does some crazy ***-saving things.

Special Forces evacuates.
Turtles back to the sewers (Not before Raphael says something wise about Splinter's skills)
Casey Jones sees everything from behind his stalker-tree. (DUN DUN!)

INT. SEWERS - NIGHT

Turtles learn that Splinter was someone special before, you know, sewers and hiding aliens and all that.
EXPOSITION!

INT. SCHRADER'S OFFICE - DAY

I'LL GET YOU TURT...UH, ALIENS!
For the first time, audience wonders why the entire government just isn't involved.
They also realize this Special Forces squad ain't no NAVY SEALS. (For real...)

***At this point something else attacks the city.
The turtles learn some skills.
April is still super curious about the mysterious object and the mysterious Casey Jones.
Casey Jones is creeping in the sewers (because ladies like that sort of thing)
And Schrader is doing everything possible to eliminate the turtles while also deflecting news about a real threat.
Channel 6 News is all over it.

INT. SEWERS - NIGHT

Turtles are practicing their skills.
Jones meets them!
FIGHT!
But not for long because Splinter steps in and somehow has spotted Casey Jones creeping in his sewers and stalking them.
Despite all this, Casey Jones can be trusted. Because.


INT. MILITARY BASE - DAY

Schrader has assembled more soliders for his Special Forces.
Unfortunately, they all still suck except for maybe one or two guys that are most definitely using steroids or something completely illegal.
Schrader turns a blind eye.

EXT. STREETS - DAY (!!!)

Turtles fight real threat!
Turtles almost win, but threat gets away.
Everyone records the whole thing instead of running away.
April is also there. BECAUSE.

April and Casey Jones go at it (arguing, for now. The rest will come).
April fights off wanting Jones back like real bad.
Jones jumps into the sewer with Turtles (and she's okay with that).

***The world is crazy. Everyone thinks the Turtles are bad.
April tries telling her boss they aren't.
Boss tells her to shape up or she won't be a good reporter someday.
TWO JACKED SOLDIERS look for turtles. Because.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

Jacked soldiers try to find turtles. Can't.
That's okay...real thread finds them instead.
Attacked!
Turtles jump out of sewers. Save them.
They aren't so appreciative.

Schrader sends Squad into sewers.

Turtles fight Squad everywhere. Sewers. Street. Buildings. Pizza shops (Mmm, Pizza!)

Real threat comes back.

Turtles must fight Military AND Threat?! (So not cool, dude).

But Casey Jones shows up!
Casey Jones puts on hockey mask.
April swoons. Kisses him. Hands Casey Jones mysterious object (Plot Development).

Everyone fights.

Turtles defeat real threat.

People are convinced.

Not Schrader.

Audience learns why this hits home. Something about his childhood or past military experience. It's sappy.

EXPLOSIONS! ("No time to be sad," said Michael Bay as cars explode and a Turtle learns that blood is red on Earth).

But Turtles win with help from Casey Jones and THE MYSTERIOUS OBJECT! Because.

Everyone loves them.

Schrader is fired (He'll be back in the sequel!).

Aliens are welcomed on Earth.

END.

SPOILERS!!! PLEASE.

You just ruined the movie I've been waiting my whole life for...

Spoiler

On a side note, Bay should go to jail. You don't mess with Shredder. You just... don't. Someone seriously needs to go Super Shredder on his *******.

[bkfount]

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Micheal Bay, take you money and go away.

[King_B_Mack]

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Michael Bay has graduated to Alpha level troll. No way dude does the things he does without knowing the ramifications of said actions.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/02/22/megan-fox-joining-michael-bays-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

Michael Bay, who is producing the live-action reintroduction of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (called simply Ninja Turtles), has posted the following short message on his website today:

TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!

Michael Bay

Fox, of course, starred in the first two Transformers films for Bay before they had a public falling out and she left the franchise. But all seems forgiven now.

Stay tuned for more on this as we hear about it... Cowabunga!

Update: Variety is now reporting that Fox will star as the classic Turtles character April O'Neil. "Prior to the holidays, the studio began meeting with actresses such as Jane Levy, Anna Kendrick and Elizabeth Olsen," says the trade paper, "and the studio will now aim to find its male lead."

[Fresh Tendrils]

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**** this ****.

[PVarck31]

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I like Megan Fox, but sometimes I think I'm the only one.

[TheShizNo1]

I like Megan Fox, but sometimes I think I'm the only one.

You're not. Trust me.



And **** that. Don't touch it.

[BlueNGold]

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Michael Bay has graduated to Alpha level troll. No way dude does the things he does without knowing the ramifications of said actions.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/02/...-ninja-turtles

It's a shame too because Anna Kendrick would have made an awesome April IMO.

[SPTO]

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Meh, there's almost no way I watch this dreck anyway.

[jmood88]

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I really don't get why people are so mad about this. It's not like this property has spawned amazing movies. I loved the movies when I was a kid but they were pretty ****ty.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Because I know how Michael Bay handles lead roles for females and I'd rather not see April as just another pair of tits on screen as played by Megan Fox's rack.

[CMH]

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This is perfect. My plot stands strong.

Megan Fox fits the perfect April in my story for a Michael Bay film. A hot girl that finds the crazy/corny looking Casey Jones unattractive until he does something awesome and swoons for him.

Anna Kendrick would have been unconvincing in that role. She plays the girl that would be nuts not to get into Jones' pants as soon as immediately.

Now we just wait for more news on the explosions.