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  • jmood88
    Sean Payton: Retribution
    • Jul 2003
    • 34639

    #151
    Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

    Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
    Because I know how Michael Bay handles lead roles for females and I'd rather not see April as just another pair of tits on screen as played by Megan Fox's rack.
    I'm not talking about the Megan Fox thing, I'm talking about the movie in general. Just like with Transformers, people are acting like there's gold to be mined form this IP.
    Originally posted by Blzer
    Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

    If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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    • Fresh Tendrils
      Strike Hard and Fade Away
      • Jul 2002
      • 36131

      #152
      Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

      Its not like the whole IP is horrible.



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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #153
        Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

        There is a kernel of awesomeness in both IPs but Michael Bay just goes for the obvious, dumb crap that caters to the brain dead. It can be a good diversion every now and then but with Transformers you had 3 straight movies of the same kind of crap and I'm afraid he'll do the same to the TMNT.
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        • ImTellinTim
          YNWA
          • Sep 2006
          • 33028

          #154
          Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

          Originally posted by CMH
          This is perfect. My plot stands strong.
          I read that today again. Just as good as the first time. It's a masterpiece.

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          • ProfessaPackMan
            Bamma
            • Mar 2008
            • 63852

            #155
            Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

            Originally posted by jmood88
            I really don't get why people are so mad about this. It's not like this property has spawned amazing movies. I loved the movies when I was a kid but they were pretty ****ty.
            Other than TMNT3, those movies were classics.
            #RespectTheCulture

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            • OSUFan_88
              Outback Jesus
              • Jul 2004
              • 25642

              #156
              Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

              Originally posted by CMH
              This is perfect. My plot stands strong.

              Megan Fox fits the perfect April in my story for a Michael Bay film. A hot girl that finds the crazy/corny looking Casey Jones unattractive until he does something awesome and swoons for him.

              Anna Kendrick would have been unconvincing in that role. She plays the girl that would be nuts not to get into Jones' pants as soon as immediately.

              Now we just wait for more news on the explosions.
              Still need more slow mo fighting.
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              • King_B_Mack
                All Star
                • Jan 2009
                • 24452

                #157
                Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

                Originally posted by jmood88
                I really don't get why people are so mad about this. It's not like this property has spawned amazing movies. I loved the movies when I was a kid but they were pretty ****ty.
                Sorry, diss me and my taste if you want, but that first movie is awesome. Even to this day.

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                • BlueNGold
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 21817

                  #158
                  Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

                  Tell me it's not too late to cast Shia LaBeouf as Casey.
                  Originally posted by bradtxmale
                  I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                  • jmood88
                    Sean Payton: Retribution
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 34639

                    #159
                    Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

                    Originally posted by BlueNGold
                    Tell me it's not too late to cast Shia LaBeouf as Casey.
                    That would be ****ing hilarious.
                    Originally posted by Blzer
                    Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                    If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                    • King_B_Mack
                      All Star
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 24452

                      #160
                      Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

                      Originally posted by BlueNGold
                      Tell me it's not too late to cast Shia LaBeouf as Casey.
                      Nah, saving that for the feature film debut of Justin Bieber. Either that or Channing Tatum. He's the new 'It' guy in Hollywood that studios wanna milk for money as if he's overly talented or something.

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                      • slickdtc
                        Grayscale
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 17125

                        #161
                        At first I was kinda mad, but then I remembered this version isn't gonna be like the old movies. So whatever, they can do what they want, I'm still gonna check it out. I'll probably still enjoy it, too. I just love TMNT and am stoked they're going live action, even if it sucks. I've never been a harsh critic.

                        The way they used Megan Fox in Transformers 2 was stupid though, they were so obviously cramming her down our throats (shouldn't it be the other way around?), it just came off as really tacky and one of the few times it kinda ruined the movie for me. Like I said, I'm not a harsh critic or a critic at all, but I can remember being disappointed because I liked the first Transformers. Just let her hotness shine through instead of forcing it upon us with slow mo titty bouncing running scenes.
                        Last edited by slickdtc; 02-23-2013, 10:47 AM.
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                        • LionsFanNJ
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 9464

                          #162
                          I just need to see Megan Fox in a yellow jumpsuit with the top buttoned down. That's all I ask.

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                          • CMH
                            Making you famous
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 26203

                            #163
                            Originally posted by LionsFanNJ
                            I just need to see Megan Fox in a yellow jumpsuit with the top buttoned down. That's all I ask.

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                            I don't care for Fox but as a man, I want to see that too.


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                            • Watson
                              Burrow Club
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 27013

                              #164
                              Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

                              I want to get mad and grr and why does bay make more money than me and whatever, but let's be honest.


                              TMNT is a preeeeeettty ****ing stupid premise in the first place. It should have never been anything more than an animated TV show.
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                              • King_B_Mack
                                All Star
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 24452

                                #165
                                Re: Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

                                Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                                I want to get mad and grr and why does bay make more money than me and whatever, but let's be honest.


                                TMNT is a preeeeeettty ****ing stupid premise in the first place. It should have never been anything more than an animated TV show.
                                Why does it even matter about the premise? It's a movie. It's ficition, who cares? The premise of any movie containing elements that couldn't ever possibly happen in the real world is stupid. Back to the Future? Stupid premise, shouldn't be made. Star Wars? Stupid premise shouldn't be made. Batman? Stupid premise, shouldn't be made. Everything doesn't have to be real or realistic. People have to learn to just accept movies for what they are and the film industry for what it is.

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