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  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #136
    Re: Joke Thread

    No offense dude... but personally, I don't find those funny... and find them a bit "off".
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    • MJ23
      Banned
      • Jan 2007
      • 145

      #137
      Re: Joke Thread

      Originally posted by WTF
      No offense dude... but personally, I don't find those funny... and find them a bit "off".
      i find them hilarious cuz its true

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      • Blzer
        Resident film pundit
        • Mar 2004
        • 42514

        #138
        Re: Joke Thread

        You have been banned twice from the 2K Sports forums because of the context of your posts... that's a hard forum to get banned in. I think you'll get at least a warning (if not a timeout) for the racism posts. Yes, I understand that they are "jokes", but when you then claim that they are all "true", there is a line that you are crossing, and you need to step back.

        If you use this kind of context in real life, stay away from dark alleys... "that's where blacks hang."
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        • daflyboys
          Banned
          • May 2003
          • 18238

          #139
          Re: Joke Thread

          ..and yet he calls himself "MJ23"....curious. Actually.....it's funny.

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          • TheMatrix31
            RF
            • Jul 2002
            • 52901

            #140
            Re: Joke Thread

            Actually, TV's are getting lighter.

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            • rudyjuly2
              Cade Cunningham
              • Aug 2002
              • 14814

              #141
              Re: Joke Thread

              Originally posted by MJ23
              i find them hilarious cuz its true
              Burn any crosses on the lawn lately? The only true fact here is you are a blatant racist that shouldn't even exist on this forum. Those jokes weren't just over the line but in David Duke's neck of the woods.
              Last edited by rudyjuly2; 02-20-2007, 10:33 PM.

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              • Meatball

                #142
                Re: Joke Thread

                Lets get this back on topic with a good blonde joke:


                There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

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                • X*Cell
                  Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 8107

                  #143
                  Re: Joke Thread

                  Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                  Actually, TV's are getting lighter.
                  didn't catch that off the bat... very true tho.
                  SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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                  • Sully
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 16003

                    #144
                    Re: Joke Thread

                    MJ23 is gone. He's been nothing but trouble since he registered here. His posts were deleted, let's all move on.

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                    • TheMatrix31
                      RF
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 52901

                      #145
                      Re: Joke Thread

                      Woah, Sully....you remind me of Doc in BTTFII.

                      Doc: "The justice system in the future works swiftly now that they've abolished all lawyers."

                      No lawyers, only OS Admin.

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                      • WTF
                        MVP
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 20274

                        #146
                        Re: Joke Thread

                        Originally posted by KDogg2345
                        Lets get this back on topic with a good blonde joke:


                        There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"
                        :y4: Gotta love classic blonde jokes.
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                        • Acid
                          Mr. Brightside
                          • May 2003
                          • 16954

                          #147
                          Re: Joke Thread

                          Originally posted by Sully
                          MJ23 is gone. He's been nothing but trouble since he registered here. His posts were deleted, let's all move on.


                          Glad he's gone.
                          Blind to this impending fate
                          We let the world carry our weight
                          It's back breaks with every mile
                          But we all live in denial

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                          • Psyblast
                            2023 National Champions
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 42582

                            #148
                            Re: Joke Thread

                            Originally posted by Acid


                            Glad he's gone.


                            Cosign to the 10th power.

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                            • rudyjuly2
                              Cade Cunningham
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 14814

                              #149
                              Re: Joke Thread

                              Originally posted by Acid


                              Glad he's gone.
                              Co-sign. He didn't a lawyer. He needs to get a life.

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                              • sva91
                                MVP
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 2019

                                #150
                                Re: Joke Thread

                                What do Michael Jackson and a tortoise have in common?

                                They both get there before the hair.

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