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A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.
I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(
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Unlike any of my friends, I've been having sex with an asian midget.
I'm in a small minority.
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I watched some midget porn earlier.
I didn't care for it - There was very little action.
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There has been an increase in midget suicides over the past year.
But it's not a big problem.
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My wife said that a midget felt her breasts the other day.
I think someone put him up to it.
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What's the difference between a midget bank robber and VD?
One's a cunning runt......
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What's the different between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.I post the frog
It makes me happy
People get upset
It makes me sad
I post the frogComment
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Locked for multiple TOS violations.
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It's been a while OS. Hope all are doing well!Comment
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Re-opened.
Bans (NOT INFRACTIONS) will be handed out tonight.
You guys can't listen, then you don't deserve to be at this site.Comment
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What did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?
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Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.
A. A gummy bear.My 2K17 Boston Celtics MyLeague
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My 7 year old told me this, I still laugh when I thnk about him telling it.
Q Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A Because he wasn't peeling well“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
Benjamin FranklinComment
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guy in a restaurant orders soup
the waiter brings him his order
the man tells the waiter "there's a fly in my soup"
the waiter says "that's okay, there's no extra charge"Comment
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The Amish and the elevator.
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....'Go get your Mother.'Comment
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"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."
To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"Comment
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