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  • DaveDQ
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    • Sep 2003
    • 7664

    #481
    Re: Joke Thread

    Originally posted by daflyboys
    Sorry....weak.


    Now THIS is telling a joke:

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    lol..nice one.
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    • ruserl88
      Banned
      • Apr 2010
      • 187

      #482
      Re: Joke Thread

      with the recent thread about the hottest sexagenarian , it reminded me of one i heard a few years back

      an especially older cougar , had to be 70 if she was a day , was trying to bed a younger fellow , whom was as desperate as she was , & after they had become familiar enough to do the deed , he was , hmm , how to phrase this , he was like a newborn on a mothers bosom , & he started tasting something , he asked the woman if wasn't she too old to be giving milk ? she replied maybe but cancer discriminates no age

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      • daflyboys
        Banned
        • May 2003
        • 18238

        #483
        Re: Joke Thread

        Pretty tasteless. Make that very tasteless. Crossing the cancer line is just asinine.

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        • ruserl88
          Banned
          • Apr 2010
          • 187

          #484
          Re: Joke Thread

          i'm a cancer survivor , i crossed that line long ago . laughter is the best medicine

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          • shaunlmason
            Pro
            • Nov 2002
            • 745

            #485
            Re: Joke Thread

            Yea there just isn't anything funny down that road...

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            • ruserl88
              Banned
              • Apr 2010
              • 187

              #486
              Re: Joke Thread

              now if i can survive the political correctness police , i will have truly accomplished something , & i'm not even running for office

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              • jake44np
                Post Like a Champion!
                • Jul 2002
                • 9563

                #487
                Re: Joke Thread

                Originally posted by ruserl88
                with the recent thread about the hottest sexagenarian , it reminded me of one i heard a few years back

                an especially older cougar , had to be 70 if she was a day , was trying to bed a younger fellow , whom was as desperate as she was , & after they had become familiar enough to do the deed , he was , hmm , how to phrase this , he was like a newborn on a mothers bosom , & he started tasting something , he asked the woman if wasn't she too old to be giving milk ? she replied maybe but cancer discriminates no age
                Not funny.
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                • sb24
                  MVP
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 3165

                  #488
                  Re: Joke Thread

                  That was terrible.

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                  • daflyboys
                    Banned
                    • May 2003
                    • 18238

                    #489
                    Re: Joke Thread

                    Maybe you did and maybe you didn't, but that doesn't mean others are where you are at.

                    Once again another wrong definition of political correctness.

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                    • jeremym480
                      Speak it into existence
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 18198

                      #490
                      Re: Joke Thread

                      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                      I can't jelly my **** in your sister's mouth.
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                      • Jackdog
                        Wolverine Soldier
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 7719

                        #491
                        Re: Joke Thread

                        Originally posted by ruserl88
                        now if i can survive the political correctness police , i will have truly accomplished something , & i'm not even running for office
                        You didn't. Your pink now in support of Breast Cancer awareness.
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                        • ScoobySnax
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                          • Mar 2009
                          • 7624

                          #492
                          Re: Joke Thread

                          Originally posted by Jackdog
                          You didn't. Your pink now in support of Breast Cancer awareness.
                          Nice!
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                          Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
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                          • WTF
                            MVP
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 20274

                            #493
                            Re: Joke Thread

                            Originally posted by Jackdog
                            You didn't. Your pink now in support of Breast Cancer awareness.
                            Yes. Thank you JD.

                            Back on topic, the Jelly & Jam, I got a chuckle out of.
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                            • daflyboys
                              Banned
                              • May 2003
                              • 18238

                              #494
                              Re: Joke Thread

                              Don't try this at home:

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                              • dingleberryfinn
                                Banned
                                • May 2010
                                • 1736

                                #495
                                Re: Joke Thread

                                what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile?

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